First World Cup at 25. Four goals in two games.

Erling Haaland is the best striker alive — and until this month, he'd never played a World Cup. Norway hadn't qualified since 1998, two years before he was born. He dragged them here himself: 16 goals in qualifying. Then a brace against Iraq, another against Senegal — in the last fifty years, only Harry Kane had opened a World Cup with back-to-back doubles. France are next. Top of the group, winner takes it.